Farting

Of all the places
to cut the cheese
you performed it here,
just to displease.

You say passing air
is an amazing art
but it's completely rude
to burp and fart.

You don't even say
the proper "excuse me"
and think it's funny
to make fun of poor Suzy.

The poor girl
must always sit next to you
and deal with your manners
and the "art" that you do.

You're a mess,
you're a zoo
and now you've got me
farting, too!